DO WE KNOW TODAY HOW TO DISTINGUISH OUR RIGHT HAND FROM OUR LEFT HAND? NO, MY DEAR VISCOUNT, WE ARE STRICTLY INCAPABLE OF IT! WHEN I WAS YOUNG, IT WAS STILL POSSIBLE, IN THE PRESENCE OF A MAJOR EVENT, TO FORM AN OPINION ON IT, DEPENDING ON THE IDEOLOGY OF THE POLITICAL PARTY TO WHICH ONE BELONGED. BUT THAT IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE TODAY: YOU READ IN THE NEWSPAPER SOMETHING SENSATIONAL, VITAL, DECISIVE NEWS… WELL, YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING WHETHER IT IS A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING UNTIL THE SPECIALISTS OF YOUR POLITICAL PARTY HAVE EXAMINED IT AND DECIDED FOR YOU. OTHERWISE, YOU RUN THE RISK OF BEING RIDICULED BY REACHING CONCLUSIONS THE NEXT DAY THAT ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS THOSE OF YOUR WORST POLITICAL OPPONENTS!