I MEAN, FOR FEAR OF BURNING EVERYTHING, I DIDN’T PRESS HARD ENOUGH. THE NECK WAS REALLY HARD, BUT THE STARCH THAT WAS TOO MUCH BEGAN TO MELT DROP BY DROP. I MADE THE JOY OF MY COLLEAGUES WHEN I ARRIVED AT THE COURTROOM IN THIS WAY, BUT EVEN THEN I KNEW I WAS IMPERVIOUS TO RIDICULE.