DISCOVER THE BEST BRAINY QUOTES OF
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC...

YOU HAVE NO CO****. YOU SHIT YOURSELF IN FRONT OF MOURINHO, GO FUCK YOURSELF****!

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I WAS A FERRARI DRIVEN LIKE A FIAT. GUARDIOLA PREFERRED TO PAMPER MESSI, HE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AT ME. AT ONE POINT I EVEN THOUGHT OF STOPPING MY CAREER.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

WHAT JOHN CAREW DOES WITH A BALLOON, I DO WITH AN ORANGE.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

FIRST I WENT LEFT, HE WENT RIGHT. THEN I WENT TO THE RIGHT, HE FOLLOWED ME. THEN I WENT BACK TO THE LEFT, AND HE WENT TO GET A HOT DOG.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I HAVE TWO SONS. REAL MEN MAKE MEN

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I DON’T KNOW THE LEAGUE WELL. BUT THE LEAGUE KNOWS WHO I AM.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

MY WIFE’S BIRTHDAY PRESENT? NOTHING, SHE ALREADY HAS ZLATAN.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I’M GOING TO LIVE IN THE EIFFEL TOWER AND GO TO PRACTICE BY PARACHUTE.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I DON’T KNOW THE LEAGUE WELL. BUT THE LEAGUE KNOWS WHO I AM…

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

SECOND IS LIKE BEING LAST,” HE SAID WHEN COMMENTING ON HIS POSITION. WITH NO DISRESPECT TO THE OTHERS, I SHOULD BE IN THE TOP FIVE PLACES OF THIS RANKING BY MYSELF.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I’M GOING TO LIVE IN THE EIFFEL TOWER AND GO TO THE TRAININGS BY PARACHUTE.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

EVEN MY KIDS PLAY BETTER THAN YOU.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

NOTHING, IT ALREADY HAS ZLATAN.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

FOLLOW ME, NOBODY TALKS

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

WE WIN, WE LOSE AND THEY WHISTLE. MAYBE THEY USED TO EAT CAVIAR BEFORE WE CAME.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I’M ZLATAN, AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I THINK YOU’RE EITHER POPULAR OR YOU’RE NOT. THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE YOURSELF AND I AM MYSELF. BUT I CAN’T SPEAK FOR HIM (FRANÇOIS HOLLANDE), SINCE I DON’T KNOW HIM. BUT I CAN MAKE HIM POPULAR, IF I WANT. BUT I DON’T KNOW IF I WANT TO.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

NO WAY, ZLATAN DOESN’T AUDITION!

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I PUT SWEDEN ON THE WORLD SOCCER MAP. I DID IT FOR FRANCE TOO. I’M GLAD.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

FIRST I WENT LEFT, SO DID HE. THEN I WENT TO THE RIGHT, SO DID HE. THEN I WENT BACK TO THE LEFT, AND THERE HE WENT TO BUY A HOT DOG!

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I DON’T NEED A GOLDEN BALL TO KNOW THAT I AM THE BEST.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I AM NORTH, I AM SOUTH, I AM EAST AND I AM WEST. I AM ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I DIDN’T COME TEN YEARS EARLIER, OTHERWISE I WOULD ALREADY BE PRESIDENT!

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

COME TO MY HOUSE AND YOU WILL SEE IF I AM GAY. AND BRING YOUR SISTER, TOO!

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

EVERY ONE OF YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT WHILE I’M STILL HERE.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

ZLATAN, YOU HAVE SCRATCHES ON YOUR FACE. WHAT HAPPENED?

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

REMEMBER MY NAME AND MY FACE. MY NAME IS ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC AND I AM GOING TO BE THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER IN THE WORLD.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

I DON’T KNOW, ASK YOUR WIFE…

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

IF I HAD PLAYED THERE, I WOULD HAVE BROKEN EVERYTHING, AS I DO EVERYWHERE I GO. ARSENE ASKED ME TO TRY OUT FOR ARSENAL, BUT AS EVERYONE KNOWS, I NEVER TRY OUT. WHO HAS MORE REGRETS, ARSENE WENGER OR ZLATAN?

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC